my first yoga class

attended yoga class for the 1st time today. actually i got this impression that yoga is more towards meditation and ermm...kinda more feminin but wanted to try at least one class to see how it goes.

my female friend seem excited as she said the teacher is leng-chai (not that she's gonna make a move since she's married and frankly, she wasn't in the best shape to seduce him anyway) but i peeked in from classroom window last week and to me he was cute yeah, but a bit aqua-ish.

i couldn't be more right when i was in the class. i guess there hardly anything masculine when you could twist your body 360 degress, i suspect he could even lick his behind if he ever went for it. however, he was nice and warm though..

overall session was surprisingly relaxing, and most importantly it did not start with any weird enchanting that made you think you're in some illegal cult. got a bit hard in the middle and i began to sweat realizing i was short like a meter from touching my own feet with my knees straight. how inflexible my body was.

either that or i swear all other students' legs must be short or sth.

there was this auntie who kept on burping everytime we changed poses, and at least once i heard someone farted while stretching from front row.

i was like 'wow!'



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