piss-o-meter cranked up

some people just don't give up, do they?

this phone on my colleague's table has been ringing for like 15 minutes and still not stopping. i mean, what's that about? i can understand if this is a hospital emergency line, the police station or the grand central station but this is a memory chip company.

unless some bombs are gonna explode somewhere in 5 minutes unless you disable the memory chip component, there is no reason to hold on that long. even then, surely it would have exploded by now.

some people are just plain weird. i normally can tolerate weirdness because at least weirdness is amusing but when it gets annoying like this, i feel just like lady gaga in her telephone video when she was about to poison the whole diner.

one rank lower than annoying weird act like this, is boring people. i don't know, they must have 'being boring' as one of the recruitment criteria in this company lately, because all the new hires are plain dull-duds.

come to think about it, i suspect they are clones made from planet kamino in star wars, except instead of army clones, they made worker bees just to work in this company and nothing else. that would explain their over-dedication to work with zero sense of anything else.

as a result, when i am in between assigments like this, i'm bored to the core. instead of cubicle-hopping happily sharing office gossips, i'm reduced to checking twitter on my google nexus, and even then, there's not even a single tweet worth mentioning.

i just wish i were in cafeteria kitchen in white latex and a blue telephone on my head, mixing valium in lunch dish sambal tumis for the whole office people to consume. yes, that would do the trick. 20mg valium and maybe 2mg of klonopin will really boost up the fun-o-meter.

oh and you know what? the phone is still ringing, but i cannot pick it up with this valium in my hand eh...



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